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"Sometimes it's not the thought that counts. It's the cake." - Me.

Heheheh, back from the states now with an inbox full of panic. "I haven't seen you around for a while, you're not retired, are you?"

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AGENT ORANGE

?The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.? - Anonymous

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"Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are."~ Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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A POLICEMAN'S LOT

?They swing the lead as best they can, while looking for the easy collars. Then they get all uppity like, when someone expects 'em to do their job.? ~ John Higgins, Brother John and Sister Chain

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THE CAKE THIEF

"Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile." ~ Anonymous

It's late, and I need to think. Cigarettes help me think but I've run out. I go into Mary's room - without knocking. It's midnight. She's always asleep by now.

I head for the far side of the sofabed to look for fags.

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Wanna know who this is?

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I'm more sympathetic to pedophiles than most. It is not as if, for instance, anyone kneels by their bed every night, praying "Oh please God make me a Kiddie-Fiddler by morning", is it?

You sort of are one, and you are stuck with it. A bit like being gay, or left-handed, or an Autie, or having red-hair.

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Here is a copy and paste of a comment I posted in response to someone who thinks Assange is evading justice. I thought you all might like it.

@Carnivore:
He has good reason to believe he will get no fair trial in Sweden. Here is the proof..

http://www.chillingmesoftly.com/content/proof-marianne-ny-lied-swedish-c...

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Something has been bothering me.

Now it may come as a shock to some, but I have enjoyed, from time to time, the occasional dalliance with a Gentleman.

Quite a - erm, few, gentlemen.

Not once, in my entire litany of depravity have I ever felt the need to do this..

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